Your Poor Planning Is Not My Emergency
Dev teams aren’t your personal panic button.
It’s 4:45 PM on a Thursday. Someone just sent a Slack marked 🔴URGENT🔴.
The feature that’s been sitting idle for two sprints?
Yeah—it’s now a critical, must-have, we-need-it-before-EOD issue.
And just like that, your calm workday turns into an anxiety speedrun.
Let me be crystal clear:
If your entire project depends on someone dropping everything right now, your real emergency happened weeks ago.
🚩 Urgency Is a Leadership Failure, Not a Dev Responsibility
Sure—real emergencies happen.
Servers crash. Data leaks. A bug eats prod.
We’re professionals. We handle it.
But when your poor planning becomes my late night and the team’s overtime?
That’s not an emergency. That’s bad leadership wearing a panic costume.
⏰ Time Isn’t Flexible—But People Keep Pretending It Is
Every time a “quick last-minute ask” gets dropped into a sprint:
- Focus dies
- Quality drops
- Trust erodes
- Burnout inches closer
There’s this magical thinking that developers can just “squeeze it in.”
Like we’re running a dev kitchen and you just added 10 orders before closing.
We’re not miracle workers. We’re builders. And rushed building leads to one thing: fragile code and even more emergencies.
💥 How Leaders Create Emergencies (Without Realizing It)
Let’s be generous and assume it’s not malicious. Most of the time it isn’t.
But these behaviors? They’re the gas on the fire:
- Not locking down scope
- Overpromising before confirming capacity
- Reprioritizing by Slack DM
- Waiting until the last minute to “loop in devs”
- Using the phrase “shouldn’t take long” without shame
If you recognize any of these… congrats, you’re the emergency.
🛠️ What Real Leadership Looks Like (Spoiler: It’s Boring)
You want fewer fires? Try:
- Planning ahead like the adults in the room
- Communicating early even if the answer is “I’m not sure yet”
- Trusting your team’s process instead of hijacking it when you get nervous
- Shielding your devs from chaos—not creating it
Boring? Maybe.
Effective? Absolutely.
🚫 Don’t Normalize Last-Minute Chaos
Every time you reward urgency culture, you punish preparation.
The people who work methodically, give realistic timelines, and hit deadlines quietly?
They get steamrolled by the loudest “URGENT” ping in the chat.
That’s not high performance. That’s adrenaline theater.
🧠 TL;DR
If your timeline only works when people drop everything to save it—
it’s not a good timeline.
If your project only ships because your team bleeds for it at the last minute—
it’s not a successful project.
And if your emergency is the direct result of your bad planning—
don’t make it their burden.
✊ Lead. Don't Ctrl
Rebellious tech leadership. Plan better. Panic less.
